Showing posts with label I'm so spastic. Show all posts
Showing posts with label I'm so spastic. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 6, 2012

The time I was over caffeinated

The Fierce Reads tour was always a sure thing.  It was on my events list as soon as it was announced.  The day of the of event, Mysterious Galaxy tweeted out that it seemed there were a lot of people who were going to be attending.  It always makes me spastic because I want to be at the store early to make sure I get a good seat. Thankfully, Michelle also wanted to get there early, so we met up...

I got there around 4:30 and she was already at Starbucks. We had a drink and then went over to the store to pick up our books. She also brought me a pretty, pretty copy of Pride & Prejudice [my favorite book] from the Philippines.  And I also bought a copy of The Wolf Gift because it was signed by Anne Rice.


We then had so much time left before the signing started, soooooo we went back to Starbucks and had another drink.  This might not be such a big deal, however, I've been trying to give up caffeine.  Needless to say, that second chai might not have been the greatest idea I've ever had.

But.  Sitting around with Michelle, chatting all about books?  Sheer perfection.

We went back to the store around 6:30 and were able to grab seats right in front.  All of the authors got there around 6:45 and then left to go to the wig store.


The event started just after 7.  They had a disc with all of the book trailers, but there wasn't anywhere to actually play the trailers.  There was another person who attended the event who had a laptop, so they set that up.  Each trailer was shown and then each author spoke about their book.

Emmy Laybourne went first.  She gave a brief synopsis of the book and made the joke that she had no idea what was wrong with her because she kills so many people in Monument 14. During the Q&A, she talked about how she felt that writing was a lonely existence and she was okay with that.  Fierce Reads is her first tour and she loves how interactive the book tour actually is. She also said that when people come out for her next tour, she's going to hug everyone.  So, if you're "hug averse" don't show up.


Leigh Bardugo went next.  Now, first off, Leigh is so so so much fun on Twitter. She and I hounded Elizabeth Norris about touring on the west coast and somehow, in all of that, we became "Good cop/Bad cop".  Leigh being the good cop.  I made jokes about getting badges for us [which I didn't actually get around to buying]. 

During the Q&A, Leigh talked about being a copy writer and being told that since she was a lady, she had to write about "lady things". While doing that, it was hard for her to focus on her own writing because she would get home and only want to watch "So You Think You Can Dance" before going to sleep.  Once she switched careers to makeup/special effects, it was much easier for her to work on her writing. 

Marissa Meyer was next.  She talked about how Cinder was a take on Cinderella had cyborgs and moon people and a plague. During the Q&A, Marissa talked about writing Sailor Moon fanfiction and then submitting a short story in a contest.  There were a list of 10 things and each story had to have 2 of the items.  She chose "fairy tale" and "set in the future" and ended up writing a futuristic play on Puss in Boots.  She found out there were only 2 entries to the contest and she didn't win.

Anna Banks was next and she is hilarious. After her book trailer, she pointed out how hot the feet were on the guy who played one of her main characters since that was all you saw of him.  She also said that she wrote about mermaids because everything else had been done already.  She wanted to do a story about Sasquatch, but doesn't think the YA community is ready for that yet.

Jennifer Bosworth was next.  She prefaced her introduction by saying she had done a shot of Benadryl before hand, so she wasn't quite sure what was going to be said.  Jennifer was doing really well and then all of a sudden, she completely lost her train of thought and asked aloud what she was talking about.  During her book trailer, she was mouthing all the words along with the actors.

Because there were so many authors and so many books to introduce, the Q&A session wasn't very extensive.  I think maybe 3-4 questions were asked. But there was an excellent little mini debate about self-publishing versus publishing houses.

And then the signing began... We got into one huge line.  Michelle was able to procure some of the Fierce Reads posters and I was able to get my girl, Ava, one signed by everyone.


I got up to Emmy first.  She shook my hand [which I thought was super cool] and thanked me for coming out.  As she was signing my book, I was taking ALL OF THE BOOKMARKS and I made the comment that bookmarks were the best part.  Emmy looked shocked and asked, "Bookmarks are the best part?" I shrugged and said that I had a special box just for bookmarks, so I like to get them.


Leigh was next [after saying a quick hi to Jennifer].  When I got to her, she said that I looked like someone she knew.  I told her that I was the one who did good cop/bad cop with her and she started clapping.  Michelle and I also had a Twitter conversation with Leigh after she made the statement that she would sign anything and requested that we bring a live piglet. 

I told Leigh that I was going to try and make her MGRB event and that I would be stalking her at ALA.  She told me to stalk away and then rewarded me with a special pin!  When it came to my post-it, I had written my name along with "AKA: BAD COP".  Her inscription couldn't be any better.


When I got to Anna, I thanked her for coming out.  She said not to thank her because the publisher makes her go on tour.  My answer was "good."  Anna turned to Leigh and told her that I was being mean.  I asked Leigh who she was going to believe and Leigh pointed to Anna.  I then pointed out that Anna was admittedly under the influence of Jennifer's second hand Benadryl.  I believe I won that round.


This particular group of ladies are perfection together.  They all mesh so well together, feeding off each other's answers.  I feel fairly certain I would have laughed as much as I did without all of the Starbucks.

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

The time Lucy broke down on the 405

We were on our way to the Barnes and Noble in Huntington Beach and I was driving my MINI Cooper, Lucy. Pretty much right after merging from the toll road to the 405N, an indicator light came on warning me that my engine was too hot. We started pulling of the freeway and thankfully we did because the warning light turned red and Lucy was officially overheating.

Before I even had time to call the dealer, a CHP/roadside service guy pulled over [did you know that it's all free in Orange County?] and after looking at my car, told me there wasn't any water in it. Water was added, indicator lights turned off and we were just about to leave when the guy motioned for us not to go yet.

And then he pointed out the huge puddle of water seeping/pouring/exploding out from under the car..

DUN DUN DUN.

Turns out there was a hose broken and Lucy couldn't be driven any further. At this point, I had given up on making the event.

I fought with the roadside assistance people because I should have been under warranty. I fought with the dealer because they had told me that they could only give me a loaner car if I got there before 7pm [the tow truck was scheduled to pick us up at 6:45]. Pleading my case that I didn't live in Costa Mesa, could they please, please, please do something the guy said, "I can't do anything if you're here after 7pm."

We got the most awesome tow truck guy ever. He picked us up at 6:20, had Lucy loaded in 7 minutes and in the middle of rush hour traffic, took the carpool lane to ensure I got there in time. Manny from Mission Viejo towing? I owe you big time.



We got there at 6:50. I was horribly spastic. It wasn't even about getting to the signing anymore, it was about getting back home... I ran around the dealer, pretty much screaming at anyone who slowed down long enough. Not screaming like "AHHH, I'M SO ANGRY, GRRRR".  More like, "AHHH, WHERE'S THE CAR SECTION, I NEED TO GET THERE BEFORE THEY CLOSE AND LOCK ME INSIDE AND I'M STUCK IN COSTA MESA FOREVER."

After the paperwork was completed and the dealer was stupid enough to give me a BMW as a loaner car, Hubs says, "We might as well go to the signing, since we're so close." [Did I mention that we were 2 exits away from the bookstore?]




Obviously, I got there while the talking was going on. I was still too amped up to even really be listening... So, I just huddled up in the back and typed most of this post. After the planned questions from the bloggers who were moderating, they had 2-3 audience questions and then the signing started.

Ava found me immediately and I told her my sob story. Her response was lots of hugs and a letter to Hogwarts! She makes the letters and I've seen her give them to authors before and I've always been so so so jealous...



Anyhoo.

They formed one huge line and then then sort of fed us through to each author. I got up to Gayle first. I plopped my purse down on the counter and she commented on how cute it was. We chatted for a bit about Kate Spade purses being worth the cost before Gayle asked how I liked FOB and if I had read Fifty Shades of Grey. After she signed my books, I told her that I'd probably see her tomorrow at the SD stop.



Back to the line, and then over to Nina. She also remembered me from FOB. And Twitter. When I mentioned that I wasn't sure that I liked being recognized from Twitter, she said that it was cool seeing readers talk about the books. I said I was spastic. She said enthusiastic. I'll take it.


Back in line, waiting for Stephanie.

And waiting.

And waiting.

And waiting.

Now. Here's a little back story. Kassiah, the ever so lovely woman who designed this blog, shares her ARCs with me and is just all around awesome, has been holding it over my head for MONTHS that Stephanie gave her Étienne. Kassiah refuses to share him with me. And while I would like him, I really enjoy riling her up by saying I'm going to ask for him because she gives the best responses.

So when I got up to Stephanie [after telling her a very edited version of Lucy blowing up], I showed her this picture on my phone.



And proceeded to tell her how we are fighting over Étienne and could she please, please, please inscribe something in the book about Kassiah sharing him. Stephanie said absolutely, that she loved when friends fought over things like this. And so this happened...




I haven't told Kassiah yet. ;)

When we were done, Stephanie said she wanted a hug because she couldn't believe that I still made it to the signing after the night we had. She also thanked the Hubs for bringing me.

Tomorrow is the tour stop at Mysterious Galaxy, which is about 15 minutes from my apartment. Assuming all goes well with the dealer, I'll be going to that stop as well. Fingers crossed.
 

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