Sunday, December 22, 2013

The time it was nine ladies dancing

Ladies dancing could be interesting, but who wants that as a Christmas present?  It's so odd.  Anyhoo, here we are for day nine of the 12 Days of Christmas giveaway.


Today we have the ever so charming Kasie West on the blog, sharing an embarrassing Christmas story.  Let's welcome her, yes?


Ah, Christmas, the time of giving and family and laughter and food and Stacee asking me to share embarrassing stories. Okay, in her defense, she game me options, but of course I chose the "embarrassing story" option.

So back when I was 19 years old, I was madly in love with a boy. (This is how many of my personal stories start, by the way, from about the time I was 12 on) I had been dating him for a few months and like many 19 year old boys in my church, he decided to serve a mission. This meant for 2 years he'd be gone in South America. My poor little 19 year old heart was aching, but I was determined to wait for him. Yes, I was going to wait 2 years for a boy I hadn't even been dating for 5 months. I may have been a bit delusional, but I was in love!

He left in November, meaning his first Christmas away, I was going to be the best girlfriend ever. I would send him a present every day for 12 days. I was going to give him his own personal 12 days of Christmas. And don't get me wrong, this would've made me the best girlfriend ever. It was the execution that made me...well...fall short.

I gathered my gifts and packaged them. But! I thought. Wait. They each needed to have a little story with them. (This should've been when I discovered that I wanted to be a writer but it would take me ten more years to discover that.) So I began. Each package had a story with it that went something like this. (I don't remember exactly what each of them said and I'm sure they were actually even sillier than what I'm about to write. I wish I had copies of them now...no actually, it's probably better that I don't.)

          On the 1st day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a tie.
          "A tie? That doesn't fit very well into the song, why would we give him a tie?"
          "Just be quiet, it's what he needs, we're giving him a tie and we're singing about it. Just go with it."
          "Fine, but if he asks me, I'll tell him that a tie wasn't my idea."

And on...and on...for each day of Christmas.  I don't know what I was trying to do with these stories. Show him I had multiple personalities? That I talked to myself?  That little elves were hidden in my room? I'm not sure but at the time I thought they were a good idea. The best most creative idea. I can't even think about it now without laughing and most of the time blushing at how ridiculous I was. But love makes you do weird/crazy/manic things. To give him credit, he was very sweet about the whole thing and said thank you and that he loved it. Ha. I can't imagine how his roommates must've teased him. Poor guy. Anyway, it's a good thing we didn't end up together. I mean, can you imagine how that story would've been told year after year. Plus he'd actually have the real stories to read aloud to my humiliation.

Ah, Christmas. Happy times. I love this time of year. I hope you all are enjoying the holidays and have many stories of Christmases past with which to mock people. Merry Christmas. Happy New Year.

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Huge thanks to Kasie for taking the time!! Make sure you're following her on Twitter, liking her Facebook page, subscribing to her blog and adding all of her books on your GoodReads shelves.

And now for the giveaway!!

Seventeen-year-old Caymen Meyers studies the rich like her own personal science experiment, and after years of observation she’s pretty sure they’re only good for one thing—spending money on useless stuff, like the porcelain dolls in her mother’s shop.

So when Xander Spence walks into the store to pick up a doll for his grandmother, it only takes one glance for Caymen to figure out he’s oozing rich. Despite his charming ways and that he’s one of the first people who actually gets her, she’s smart enough to know his interest won’t last. Because if there’s one thing she’s learned from her mother’s warnings, it’s that the rich have a short attention span. But Xander keeps coming around, despite her best efforts to scare him off. And much to her dismay, she's beginning to enjoy his company.

She knows her mom can’t find out—she wouldn’t approve. She’d much rather Caymen hang out with the local rocker who hasn’t been raised by money. But just when Xander’s attention and loyalty are about to convince Caymen that being rich isn’t a character flaw, she finds out that money is a much bigger part of their relationship than she’d ever realized. And that Xander’s not the only one she should’ve been worried about.
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37 comments:

  1. At this moment I can't remember :D

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  2. Fuzzy socks are about the silliest I get.

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  3. That IS pretty embarrassing, but in a sweet kind of way. I can totally see myself doing something really similar.

    The silliest gift I have ever given are Duck Dynasty playing cards.

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  4. Underwears with Santa Claus . I thought that it was funny gift but but they were expensive and come to realize that you can only wear them specific days.

    Raffle name: Demitra Giote

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  5. The silliest gift I received was... boxers. (I'm a girl!)
    Turns out, I opened the wrong present. Oops!

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  6. The silliest gift I have ever given was a book of funny things and jokes to my little brother.

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  7. This is a tough one, Stacee! The silliest gift I've given is a tie between a make your own root beer kit for my little brother and a "Super Handyman" shirt for my stepdad. What was I thinking? Just because he likes root beer doesn't mean he wants to make it! And my poor 9 year old self didn't realize how awful the super dad shirt was. Thankfully my stepdad still indulges me by wearing it when he works around the house.

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  8. The silliest gift I have ever given is a key chain of a cricket ball to a friend of mine who loves cricket !!

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  9. Dancing lessons. Well it wouldn`t be silly...but it was for pole dancing...

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  10. So this one Christmas I ordered The Lion King on DVD from a seller on Amazon because it was locked away in the "Disney Vault" and no store was selling it. BUT by the time we were supposed to exchange gifts, it hadn't come yet (I found out later that the seller decided they wanted to keep the movie so I had to find someone else to buy it from). Anyway, I felt bad because we were all exchanging gifts and I didn't have one for Koko, so I drew a *rough* sketch of Pride Rock with Rafiki holding up baby Simba and gave that to her instead.

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  11. A Charlie Brown Christmas Tree

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  12. The silliest gift I have ever given is a slimy toy that is really disgusting..xD (if you just saw the face of my brother...XD)
    hmmm....and a laminated coin..:D

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  13. I don't remember ever giving silly gifts actually. I honestly give something the person would like. But I think giving colored eyeliner to a friend of mine who doesn't really go for bright colored makeup was not such a great idea.

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  14. A Strawberry shortcake pillow :)
    (Ileana A.-rafflecopter)

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  15. A pair of hideous black cords with little pirate skulls embroidered all over them as a joke to my 8 year-old cousin when he ran out of pants while visiting us at Christmas :)

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  16. A little sign that said I Believe In Santa! As a joke to my aunt! :)

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  17. A very silly looking bracelet with colored balls. I was about 7 years old and thought it would make a great gift!

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  18. HAIR PINS and BAND-AIDS :) just gave it to three of my friends a few days ago :))

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  19. A toy car to my fiance who wants to buy a car :) Thank you for the giveaway!

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  20. I gave my dad an IOU in a Disney Princesses card this year.

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  21. I'm a very uninventive gift giver. I don't think I've ever given a truly silly gift. I suck LOL. Thanks for the chance at the giveaway!

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  22. I have never been given a silly gift Thank you for the giveaway.

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  23. This year I gave my favorite HS teacher (I graduated in '09!) a miley cyrus wrecking ball ornement. It's become a running joke with us!

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  24. I don't know and I could never have a better response than Zach Payne did.

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  25. A camera necklace to my friend who wants to have a Polaroid. Was that silly? Hahahaha

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  26. I gave my friend white out because she always makes mistakes when she writes xD

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  27. I don't usually give silly gifts put the silliest I've given has been a pair of fuzzy socks with a piggy snout and little piggy ears

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  28. One Christmas, as a joke to my brother, I put a giant candy cane in his stocking and it was REALLY big. :D

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  29. I give my friend strawberry milk xD

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  30. The silliest gift I've ever given was a vibrator XD My best friend yelled like a lunatic

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